Lord Summervale: Welcome
to the opening match of the Princess Owayanna Bottled Healing Waters
Tournament. Today, we are going to The Citadel, home of the
Nottingham Nobles. They will be taking on the Forever Jackals of
Khemri.
Mad Johan: We
have seen hard hits from both of these teams, but the Nobles have
proven to be a bit fragile in pre-season.
Lord Summervale:
That's true Johan. Under their captain Rick Priestley they were
decimated by the Skulsmash Reeverz but got their feet under them
playing the Cheez-Ballerz.
Mad Johan: Meanwhile,
in pre-season the Forever Jackals lost a close first game after some
embarrassing ball handling... or lack there of.
Lord Summervale: ….but
they brought the pain against a heavily armored Chaos Goat Herderz
team. The hits were big and if they keep it up, will be on the
highlight reels for a long time to come.
Mad Johan: It
is all going to come down to who can keep their players in the game
and scoring more touch downs.
Lord Summervale: With
that bit of wisdom, let's get kicked-off. The Nobles are going to
kick it to the Jackals to get the game started. ….. Boom! There
is the kick!
Anoobis
drops back and picks up the ball. The skeletons of the line move up
and start to create a cage for Anoobis while the Tomb Guardians start
to push the humans back.
Mad Johan: Here
comes the Nobles Blitzer Jervis Johnson.... POW! He has flattened
Anoobis and forced the ball loose!
Lord Summervale: I
think Anoobis' head just popped off. He is stumbling towards the
sidelines for help.
Mad Johan: Look
at the violence inherent in the system! This scrum for the ball is
getting vicious. Skeletons and Humans are being tossed around like
straw men. Players are crawling off the field or laying stunned on
the field.
Lord Summervale: Finally,
Andy Chambers manages to pull the ball from the scrum and breaks
across mid-field. He finds Gav Thorpe nearby and dumps it off to
him. He begins to streak down the field with one eye on the clock
for the end of the first half.
Mad Johan: The
Jackals are all out of position.
Lord Summervale: Gav
Thorpe ends the first half of the game by walking into the endzone
for a Nobles touch down.
Mad Johan: With
the Forever Jackals kicking it to the Nobles in the second half, the
Khemri team is in a tough spot.
Lord Summervale: Indeed
Johan. The Nobles lead the Forever Jackals by 1, Let's go back to
the Cabalvision IV studios for a breakdown of more Blood Bowl action
across the Old World. Our sponsors Guillotine Razors remind you that
nothing shaves closer than a Guillotine.
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Lord Summervale: Welcome
back to our main event game from the Princess Owayanna Healing
Bottled Water Tournament. The Nottingham Nobles lead the Forever
Jackals by 1 touch down. The Jackals will be kicking off to the
Nobles to start the second half.
Mad Johan: The
first half was a bruising battle of bashing. The Forever Jackals
lost many of their key players to the dug-out, but the Nobles took a
beating too.
Lord Summervale: I
expect the second half to be just as rough. The Jackals kick it up,
and Rick Priestly recovers the ball. The Humans take their time and
set up a cage.
Mad Johan: They
are putting on a clinic of ball control and execution. The Forever
Jackals are desperate to knock the ball lose, but the Nobles are not
going to let that happen.
Lord Summervale: Indeed.
They have managed to steam roll their way through the flank of the
Forever Jackals.
Mad Johan: I
think the Noble's blitzer Mat Ward just obliterated Mum-skull. The
skeleton literally came apart on the field from that hit!
Lord Summervale: The
Khemri Tomb Guardians have managed to maintain control of the line,
but the Nobles bypassed them on the flank and are grinding their way
to the end zone.
Mad Johan: Even
Ra-Men the Unspoiled can't slow down the train as he is gang tackled
and brought low by a horde of Nobles players!
Lord Summervale: Again,
as the second half comes to a close the Nobles Andy Chambers carries
the ball across the end zone for another score, and sealing the Human
teams victory in the tournament!
Mad Johan: As
the game comes to a close, I am getting an sideline injury report.
It looks like I was right, Mum-skull was completely knocked to pieces
and all of the Pharoah's men can not put him back together again! In
addition, Ra-Men the Unspoiled had his arm broken and will not be
available for the next game. However, it didn't go all the Nobles'
way as Lineman Nigel Stillman was badly injured as well.
Lord Summervale: Well,
for the Nobles Nigel will probably be back for the next game of the
Tournament. The Forever Jackals will have plenty of time to heal up
as they will be spectators for the rest of the Tournament.
Mad Johan: Congratulations
to Rick Priestley and his team as they advance to the Semi-finals.
Lord Summervale: Stay
here on Cabalvision IV to see the next exciting match-up in the
Princess Owayanna Bottled Healing Waters Tournament, also sponsored
by Guillotine Razors and Bloodweisser. Next up will be Da' Rat
Packers versus the Skulsmash Reeverz. Stay tuned!
